Jerrythevan

where to start?
Well, I who know nothing and am nothing had the presumption to purchase a classic campervan. I then made the huge mistake of thinking how cool it would be to take my new hippy wagon and live by the sea. But not content with that I decided to compound my felony by leaving my camper parked next to the beach for 2 years with no cover and no time spent on it.
Well as you can imagine I am now paying the price.
My bus is a K reg Dormabile called Jerry he is beautiful (eye of the beholder and all that)but slightly temperamental. And I? well I am a numpty.